"I always wanted a gay bestfriend lol"
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about
- who quotes twilight at the other person
- who appreciates cat videos more
- who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
- who lets the other person win in ticklefights
- who chews on their pencil
- who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood
when your parents leave you alone in the house
Tom Felton on working with Ralph Fiennes on the set of HP
i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school
when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you
You spin me right round baby
Right round like a record baby
Right round round round
everyone is dead
Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]
PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.
It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats.
Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.
http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)
http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)
I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!
reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:
- my voice shakes
- i go all red
- i’m ugly
- people will be looking at me
- i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE
[breaks into ur house] gET THE FUCK UP WE’RE SAVING ROCK AND ROLL